Gagging on Lace

A week before Christmas and all through the house
not a damn thing is stirring not even the spouse.
The stockings are not hung by the chimney with care.
They are in a damn box , some effin where.
The presents are not bought and at this point I don't care .
Cause I think this holiday is so unfair.
The children are not nestled in their snug beds.
They are trashing the living room and kitchen, instead
I wonder at this point if Christmas will happen at all !
With the boxes , packing , u-haul and all.
Who thought this would be wise to close on a house
Two days before Christmas?
Oh my spouse.

Ok I wont yell to much. We will close on the Evil ones house ( see previous)
They want everything out by the 22nd sheesh don’t they know it's the holidays.
As of today we have most of it done and tomorrow I get to think of the holiday we have to put together in about three days.

Yes I am crabby, and I’m wondering what in the hell will I do with all this crap in boxes from the Evil ones house. Does it have bad karma? I do it for the Jellyface so she can have some of her Mothers things around . She needs it but tends to lean toward saint hood for her mom.

To be expected but it is hard because the mom’s tastes tend to the Victorian style and I am so Art Deco. How do ya make that blend?

I will be grown up. I will help Jelly with this. I just gag at all the lace and dried flowers soooo... not me.
The pace has been hard I just want a nice quiet day..soon Please I’m begging.