Frog Pee

Jellyface says the funniest stuff. This happened a while ago but I thought I would share it.

While driving her to school in the fog I made the comment “ Jeez it sure is froggy out!”

With a very serious look on her face Jelly says “ well Kathy if it was froggy out everything would be green, and there would be frogs stuck to the windshield and you would have to put the wipers on .”

“If I put he wipers on the frogs would think it was like a ride at Disney and invite their friends”

Giggling now “You could use all the frog pee for gas in your car Kathy then it would hop down the road”

Giggling myself “ Well Jelly How in the heck would I do that?”

Straight faced again “ You would have to go to the Frog station to fill up. They have a tube with frogs in it and you pick one up and hold it over the hole and squeeze it and let it pee in your tank.”

Chuckling “ What if the frog doesn’t have to go?”

Giggling “ You give it some water but if it still wont go you put it in the used frog bucket and get a new frog”

Tears rolling I’m having a hard time driving “ Jellyface do you know how long it would take to fill up this car “

At this point we can’t look at each other with out laughing. We arrive at school as she walked up to the teacher she turns and says “ Frog pee”
I cant imagine what the teacher thought as I drove away laughing my ass off.

I still every once in awhile will make the car wiggle look at her and say “frog Pee”